How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:




I need to lose my guy!





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Kate Nash - I Hate Seaguls

“I hate seagulls, and I hate being sick 
I hate burning my finger on the toaster, and I hate nits 
I hate falling over, I hate grazing my knee 
I hate picking off the scab a little bit too early 
I hate getting toothache, I hate when it’s a piss-take 
I hate all the mistakes I make 
I hate rude ignorant bastards, and I hate snobbery 
I hate anyone, who if I was serving chips wouldn’t talk to me 

But; 
I have a friend, with whom I like to spend anytime I can find with 
I like sleeping in your bed, I like knowing what is going on inside your head 
I like taking time, and I like your mind 
And I like when your hand is in mine 
I like getting drunk on the dunes by the beach 
I like picking strawberries 
I like cream-teas, and I like reading ghost-stories 

And my heart skips a beat everytime that we meet 
It’s been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory 
But then you’re back and I am fine ‘cause you’re with me 
And I’m in love with you 

And I can’t find the words to make it sound unique 
But honestly you make me strong 
I can’t believe I’ve found someone this kind 
I hope we carry on, ‘cause you’re so nice

and I’m in love with you.”

(Source: jasmineamiri)